Dotty Says, Nearly Doctors Are Quacks

Bobby says, I am a lovable character. I every bit good heard him tell that I am a "b!tch". I get got to acknowledge I don't recall him maxim that inwards a long time.

By Dorothy DeMarco

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t recall him maxim that inwards a long fourth dimension Dotty Says, Most Doctors are Quacks

I approximate I experience the same means most Bobby. Bobby is a proficient son. Bobby is every bit good a "pain inwards the butt sometimes".

Bobby is e'er taking me to the doctor. I don't desire to instruct to the MD -- ever. Most doctors are "quacks". All they actually desire is your money.

I get got to acknowledge when Bobby takes me to the MD nosotros e'er instruct our monies worth. He has this darn majority as well as he opens it upwardly as well as starts going downwards the listing - 1 yesteryear one.

Dotty had some severe headaches....blah blah blah. Dotty hands are trembling....blah blah blah. Hey, I am correct hither y'all bozo's. Right inwards the room. Can't y'all meet me?

If the MD would enquire me I would ready her straight. There is null incorrect alongside me. I am a salubrious former broad. And, I don't desire that damn B-12 shot either.

As park Bobby is looking over my shoulder correct now. He wants me to tell y'all the MD does enquire me commencement how I am doing. I don't recall that happening.

This therefore called weblog affair is making me hungry. I don't desire to listen whatever crap most how I only had eggs, bacon, toast, coffee, orangish juice as well as a cinnamon bun. I did non get got a damn affair to swallow today. Who's tum is it anyway?

Speaking of my stomach. Bobby has this novel thing. He says how's the babe doing as well as he pats my stomach. How's the baby? The alone babe inwards this household is Bobby. After he pats my tum he goes "uh oh". Three guesses what he says next? He says, y'all demand to get got a poop.

You know what? There is alone 1 someone that is total of poop inwards this house. Have y'all ever seen Bobby's eyes? They are brown.

The other twenty-four hours I had a dorsum ache. Bobby comes over as well as pats my tum (he didn't enquire most the baby). He goes "uh oh". You demand to get got a poop. WHAT?

Bobby claims that when I instruct all total of ca ca, my tum pushes on my spine as well as it gives me a dorsum ache. He every bit good says something most gravity. Bobby should wearable an apple tree on his head.

We gotta halt watching that Dr Oz show. If they seat Dr Oz as well as Bobby inwards the same room all they would utter most is poop.

Bobby likes to tell people he is adopted. Let me tell y'all this. Bobby wasn't adopted. He was a large surprise though. This explains why he is much younger therefore his blood brother as well as sister.

Before I forget.

I asked Bobby where my cheque was for all this locomote I am doing on this therefore called blog. You know what he did? He handed me a tiny mound bar as well as said hither is a partial payment.

Mound bar? How most a large handbasket of French fries alongside some chicken wings on the side? Or a cheese steak alongside fries.

I get got a lot to a greater extent than to tell but I get got to go, I'm getting weak. I'm starving. We must last poor. Its difficult to instruct something to swallow inwards this joint.